The Midnight Queen has sat at the pinacle of the cultivation world for untold eons unable to take the final half-step into becoming a true god. After a divination, it's revealed to her what she must do to obtain true godhood, raise up and dual cultivate with a particular mortal from the lowest of the low realms. However, little does she know her future man is the reincarnation of a famous pornstar, Brady \

What the hell? That menace who bullied me since I was six years old, actually became a pretty girl after three years of living apart? And she even ran to our agreed duel location to confess to me, hoping that I can become her boyfriend?! This is a plot against me! There’s definitely an enormous conspiracy behind this! I won’t be fooled by you! Even if you tear up and act all pitiful, I will still disregard you and humiliate you, until you’ve have completely paid back all my childhood grievances! What’cha lookin’at? There are very reasonable grounds for bullying a girl!

Accidentally entered the long river of time and space, and a generation of Dao Zun returned to ten thousand years ago with a cultivation base? System: Ding, the All-Heaven Master system is bound to the host… Wait, why is this host’s cultivation so wrong? Reaching out his hand, Dao Zun suppressed the system expressionlessly.

Legend says that Star World’s million Star Names are passed on in the form of young maidens as famous existences in the Three Thousand Worlds. Henceforth, Chen Mo heroically says as he brandishes his massive weapon at the heavens and shouts towards the beautiful but aloof Chen Qingzhi, towards the tyrannical Caesar, the tsundere Xiang Yu, the yandere hi*ler, the extraordinary Chen Tuan, and other girls. “My big stick’s hunger already can endure no longer…”

One day, a gallery appeared before my eyes.…And then I was able to see, what others write in the gallery. I used the Gallery as an advantage and lived a pleasured life!!